The Maru

“Tall and handsome, artfully flirtatious pepped with humour sense.  Has got sinful and killing smile… stick with anything comes around”.. Does that sound like a menu description of a dish? Well, you are not wrong.. This is what my Rajasthani Camelio is!!  yeah….unfortunately he is my hardcore marwadi friend and one of the pandus,  who I just love to flirt with…he is not bad though.. Pandu got this “item” into our gang.. I met him first on a New Year night.  He didn’t speak much that night because he was busy performing his seductive nagin dance and he looked the ugliest with his glossy blue shirt ( credit goes to Pandu again for choosing retro theme for our party).

One fine day, he called me up! that was a surprise but he actually wanted to talk to Pandu not me.. that left me disappointed! Stupid.. and he does that everytime with everyone!(Budhu is also a victim ). If Pandu doesn’t pick his call, you can expect his call.. only then!!

 I didn’t like this guy so much because when we banter, he has got upper hand.. He gave me the nick name Elephanto … and I really didn’t like it..not a bit…and he said I look great if I cover my face (don’t laugh)…. Ofcourse, I was waiting for my day to tear him apart.. and I got it soon. On the day of Holi.. I’m sure he never celebrated Holi since then..

Honey, you remember the Toshiba nightmare??? I don’t want her to read this blog.. (God save only me!! )..

You know what? This Camelio was brutally raped and that too by a girl!!!! Hurray!!! I laughed my *** out. And that was awesome when he had to explain the entire episode to Pandu…. Wanna know more? Follow my blog..