I can't sleep... Zzzz............

That’s enough for boys.. something about the chics in the gang.. it’s hard to convince a girl to publicize her blunders.. But if the girl does nothing apart from blunders, we don’t have to “convince” her.. so let me take the privilege of being alive after this post.

She talks big though she is small….I had to spend one night with her (excuse me, I’m straight) … Why the hell nobody made this Pandu busy on phone that night, I still wonder.

“ Oh finally, everything is packed.. and we are going tomorrow..yippeeeeeeee” Pandu cried. I felt like giving her a kick.. I was sulking there for not getting leave to attend Mullu’s wedding in Kerala and this female was bragging about her going with all other pandus next day. She was spared because I was not hungry.  I frowned ,which she ignored.. “Well, you know, this is going to be the best journey of my life”, she continued. “Hey Babes,  Disney and you have got the matching ornaments, right?” She turned to me again. “You know what, that Pari broke the suspense re. He told mullu that we all are wearing Kerala sari on her wedding. But I asked her to be surprised when she see us”, She giggled. I wanted to cry. Budhu also entered the room fiddling with her new sari. She sat on her bed. “I bought pearl accessories instead of gold that go well with the sari” Budhu added oil in the flame in my heart. I grinned and tried to change the topic. I asked “Shall we go for movie coming weekend?”.Budhu said “ I’m in”..

“From here to Panvel by bus,  then we will catch Garibrath and we’ll get down at ..huh, which is that place Budhu? asked Pandu. Oh dear god, she doesn’t have any intention to change the topic. Stupid I said in my mind. I was feeling very low. She was not going to leave me until and unless I listen to her. Yes, I gave in to her… “I don’t know, the boys know” replied Budhu.

Pandu made her position a little more comfortable on my bed. “Oh man, it will be hectic for me” she said.  “What?” I asked.  “I mean the journey.. You know I can’t sleep in the bus and till Panvel from Pune (just 4 hours guys!!) it is going to be bad for me” she showed her anxiety. “It’s ok, you can sleep in the train later on” Budhu said. “No, that also is not a good idea for me, as you know I won’t sleep in the bus during the journey to Goa and the way back. That’s why I feel so tired when I reach. When I’reach Pune, I bunk office and when i’m home, I wont be able to message you guys” she explained.. .. Budhu and I looked at each other and we nodded ‘ok’ to Pandu.. (We really didn’t want her to explain more) It’s always better to make her speak less especially when it’s bedtime!!

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The next day, I was in office.. but I couldn’t write a single word of my article. My mind was with these pandus. I wanted to go with them. And I was so much worried how would I convince Mullu.. and I was cursing that “Patti” in my office each moment which I would have had spent with my pandus. I wanted to ask Pandu to convey my wishes and regards to Mullu and my sorry too. I tried calling Pandu.. She didn’t pick. I tried again and again. I even thought she might have forgotten her cell. Well, I tried Budhu.. thank god! She picked it.. “Hey Budhu, where are you guys?” I asked. “In the bus, on the way to Panvel”Budhu replied. “Where is Pandu’s cell?” I asked. “Why? What happened?”attended Budhu. “I was trying to call her. But she didn’t pick it. Is the phone with her or she forgot?” I exclaimed. Budhu started laughing and said “Actually she didn’t realize it was ringing”. “Where is she?” I wanted to know.  “She was on Pari’s shoulders, now we just moved her on to Babes’ lap”, a chuckleheaded Budhu said. “What happened to her?” I was curious. “Well, she is sleeping”,she said.

 

I hung up.. She ruined my one night explaining why she can’t sleep in a moving bus. Now I got a better explanation. She needs one boy and two girls next to her!!!